Apparently, the Super Rich in East Hampton Really Do Have So Much Money They Don’t Know What to Do With It

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A Dealbreaker spy used a Capital One ATM just after a person who left behind this receipt. We're hoping it's real, because the idea that there's someone running around out there with nearly $100,000,000 who is stupid enough to keep it in a savings account somehow warms the cockles of our poor paycheck-to-paycheck hearts.

Blind Item: Which East Hampton Visitor Likes To Keep $100 Million Or So In His Checking Account? [Dealbreaker]