Can You Tell Apart the Dirty Talk of Anthony Weiner and Tiger Woods?

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How filthy is the Facebook chat log between Anthony Weiner and Las Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss, which Radar released last night? Filthy enough to measure up to the notoriously dirty text messages between Tiger Woods and porn star Joslyn James. It seems that famous, powerful men not only have similar weaknesses, but also similar sex-chat styles. See if you can tell whether the raunchy lines below were written by Weiner or Tiger. (Warning: In case you haven't figured it out yet, this is going to be pretty graphic. Children and nuns, who make up a surprisingly high percentage of our readership, are advised to mosey along.)

Your pussy still tight and wet for me baby?

Thinking of you on me while I kiss your tits. Hold you down and take you deep

After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Baby you'd be crawling for the door to prevent me from fucking you silly

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Thinking about gagging your hot mouth with my cock

You are my fucking whore

You will surely make noise when I take you deep. i will tell you how tight your pussy feels

Im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

I'm just a man with a raging hard on