Does Not Having Access to Frozen Vegan Pad Thai With Tofu Constitute Bodily Harm?

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"Not that we're condoning slapping people, but this was justified, reasonable force." —The lawyer for an Upper West Side woman (charged with misdemeanor assault for slapping another Trader Joe's shopper whose son got in the way of her husband and the frozen-food case) lays out his case

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