Herman Cain Now Open to Signing Bills Over Three Pages Long

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Yesterday, Think Progress reported that at a speech before a conservative audience on Monday, presidential juggernaut Herman Cain promised, "I am only going to allow small bills — three pages." To most people this seemed like a silly pledge, as essentially every bill of any significance (like those that, say, cut taxes?) are much longer than that. Cain now seems to agree. In an interview with Glenn Beck today, he explained that he was obviously just exaggerating. Come on, America, try to keep up.