Luisa Silverio, 42, and Mildred ju Lugo, 46, allegedly got away with stealing $6,900 in jewels from a Murray Hill boutique last month. Thinking themselves awfully clever, apparently, they returned not two weeks later, only this time the owner recognized them from security footage and called the cops. Simple lessons, people. [NYP]
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