North Korea Is the Second-Happiest Place on Earth, According to North Korean Survey

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Fish-gazing is one of North Korea's many pleasurable pastimes.
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A North Korean propaganda outlet recently reported that according to the results of a survey that they made up like all of their news, North Korea is the world's second-happiest country, while in dead last, at number 203, is the United States, where the appalling lack of forced-labor and reeducation camps has left the populace completely despondent. Oddly, the survey names China the happiest country on earth. North Korea can't win even in its own fantasies. [Newsfeed/Time]