North Korea Is the Second-Happiest Place on Earth, According to North Korean Survey

This undated picture released from North Korea's official Korean Central News Agency on February 4, 2010 shows North Korean laeder Kim Jong Il inspecting the Wonphyong Taehung Fishery Station in Kumya County, South Hamgyong Province in North Korea. AFP PHOTO / KCNA via KNS (Photo credit should read KNS/AFP/Getty Images) Photo: AFP/2010 AFP

A North Korean propaganda outlet recently reported that according to the results of a survey that they made up like all of their news, North Korea is the world's second-happiest country, while in dead last, at number 203, is the United States, where the appalling lack of forced-labor and reeducation camps has left the populace completely despondent. Oddly, the survey names China the happiest country on earth. North Korea can't win even in its own fantasies. [Newsfeed/Time]