Judge Sautner Unwisely Convinced She’ll Be the One to Discipline Ms. Lohan

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“You are guilty of extremely poor judgment. Stop doing stupid things. Don't do stupid things. Don’t give people a reason to hate you. If probation calls, you must answer. House arrest is akin to jail, and you can’t have a barbecue in jail.” —The honorable Judge Sautner takes out her frustrations on a clearly indifferent Lindsay Lohan, who recently failed a booze test but avoided legal consequences for it on Thursday because her probation order only called for drug tests. [NYP]