The Riot Kissers: An Australian Bartender/Comedian and His Injured Girlfriend

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The world’s greatest mystery of the last twenty hours or so has finally been solved. The couple photographed kissing in the streets of Vancouver on Wednesday night, while riot police charged at a crowd of hockey hooligans, has been identified as Australian bartender/stand-up comedian Scott Jones and his Canadian girlfriend, Alex Thomas. Back in Australia, Jones’s dad explains what happened to the CBC:


Scott’s mom says that this whole thing is so Scott:

Also, she was able to recognize him in the photo because he barely changes his clothes:

A real lady-killer, this one.

Vancouver kiss man an Aussie: mum [9News]
Vancouver riot’s kissing couple uncovered [CBC]