Who Do You Think Ben Bernanke Drunk-Dials?

WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 02: U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke testifies during a hearing at the House Financial Services Committee in the Rayburn House Office Building on Capitol Hill on March 2, 2011 in Washington, DC. Bernanke reportedly defended the Federal Reserves monetary policy against criticism from Republicans. (Photo by Jonathan Ernst/Getty Images) Photo: Jonathan Ernst/2011 Getty Images

“If they really told us what they are talking about after three glasses of wine late at night, the markets would wet their pants and it would be all over.” —John Mauldin, president of Millennium Wave Advisors — surprisingly bearish on the ability of finance types to stay in control of all kinds of liquids — paints a provocative picture of what Ben Bernanke and other leading lights of the Federal Reserve might say after a few tipples. [CNBC via Dealbreaker]