Sheikh Hamad Bin Hamdan Al Nahyan, "a philanthropist who focuses on medical causes" and a member of Abu Dhabi's ruling family, had workmen carve his name into the United Arab Emirates island he owns in letters so big that they're visible from space, stretching two-miles wide. Previously, Hamad built the world's largest truck -- an operational Dodge Power Wagon 64 times larger than the original with a livable apartment inside -- in the middle of the desert. We don't even need to ask how small his penis is.

Sheikh carves two-miles-long name in sand until it's visible from SPACE [Daily Mail UK via AtlanticWire]