President Obama Trying to Rile Up Old People

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As negotiations over a debt-ceiling deal continue with little or no progress, President Obama sat down with newish CBS Evening News anchor Scott Pelley today, warning viewers that he "cannot guarantee that those [Social Security] checks go out on August 3rd if we haven't resolved this issue. Because there may simply not be the money in the coffers to do it." Rise up, old people! Rise up! You love complaining, and you have nothing else to do, so go nag your representatives until they can't handle your annoying nagging any longer! [CBS News]