Superhero With Cactus Powers Vanquishes Old Smelly Puddle

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A strange, smelly puddle that has long terrorized the peaceful residents of West 33rd Street has been vanquished by a previously unknown superhero who has managed to harness the scent-destroying powers of cactus juice. Get this man to Broome Street! Hell, make this man mayor. [DNA Info]