There Is a Group of Vagrants Who Eat Squirrels, Ducks, and Pigeons From Prospect Park

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Eurasian red squirrel - Sciurus vulgaris (2 years) in front of a white background
Eurasian red squirrel - Sciurus vulgaris (2 years) in front of a white background Photo: Eric Issel?e/? lifeonwhite

Sure, it seems gross now, but they'll have a leg up in the post-debt-ceiling financial apocalypse when we're all scavenging like cave men. [NYP]