We Will Have to Wait at Least 30 Months for Danielle Chiesi’s Reality-TV Show

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Danielle Chiesi, a former New Castle Funds LLC analyst, arrives at federal court for a sentencing hearing in New York, U.S., on Wednesday, July 20, 2011. Chiesi, who was heard on a federal wiretap passing secret tips to Galleon Group LLC co-founder Raj Rajaratnam, pleaded guilty Jan. 19 to three counts of conspiracy. Photographer: Rick Maiman/Bloomberg via Getty Images
Danielle Chiesi, a former New Castle Funds LLC analyst, arrives at federal court for a sentencing hearing in New York, U.S., on Wednesday, July 20, 2011. Chiesi, who was heard on a federal wiretap passing secret tips to Galleon Group LLC co-founder Raj Rajaratnam, pleaded guilty Jan. 19 to three counts of conspiracy. Photographer: Rick Maiman/Bloomberg via Getty Images Photo: Bloomberg/2011 Bloomberg

That's the sentence handed down to the pink-clad, camera-vamping Chiesi for her involvement in the Galleon insider-trading case, which allegedly included seducing an IBM employee and definitely included comparing trading stock tips to orgasm. Chiesi reportedly jumped for joy at the length, a clause that sounds a lot dirtier now that she's made us look for sexual metaphors in unlikely places.

Beauty of a finish [NYP]