Can the Subway Party People Be Charged With a Crime, Please?


A bunch of white people with party favors, beach balls, and face paint decided it would be fun to swarm a subway car and dance around like giddy fools. Also, they taped the whole thing, seemingly just to make the entire Internet embarrassed on their behalf. And not just for the basic rudeness! There’s also a saxophone, the LMFAO soundtrack, and what appears to be a bag of wine at the one-minute mark. That’s illegal, right?

To any outsiders: We’re not all this way.

’Subway Parties’ Are a Horrible Thing That’s Happening [Runnin’ Scared/Village Voice]