No, Luke, only someone who has never done karaoke would think that's actually how the song goes, but plenty of people are more than happy to make the joke. Radio stations are apparently already playing the Dexys Midnight Runners track, and Internet headlines are playing along as well, though we've yet to see it grace a newspaper. (Our local headline professionals went with "mean" and "monster.")
For the record, we went there first. We're not proud.
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