It’s Impossible to Look Good While Eating Food on a Stick

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We don't know whether Rick Perry and Mitt Romney actually enjoyed their Iowa stick food, but they didn't really have a choice. When you go to the Iowa State Fair, you must eat the stick food, if only to prove that even finely coiffed mannequins can look as grotesque as the rest of us from time to time.