Some Possible Campaign Slogans for Joe the Plumber

Mr. Plumber. Photo: DAVID BUIMOVITCH/AFP/Getty Images

"You let him unclog your pipes. Now let him clog up Congress."

"Unlicensed and unconventional."

"Social Security is a joke!"

"Remember that guy who was briefly famous in 2008? No? Well, that guy."

Joe the Plumber might run for Congress [Ballot Box/Hill]