Roseanne Barr used her Thursday-night appearance on the Tonight Show to announce her intention to become the next POTUS. So far, she has some interesting platforms ("no taxes," "no more money systems"), a newly formed political party (America's Green Tea Party), and some appealing merch ("Finally a Politician Who Can't Get a Maid Pregnant" bumper stickers). Is she serious? She says she is, and we're kind of inclined to believe her — after all, Roseanne can do just about anything.

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