There Was a Bomb Scare at John Boehner’s Office

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Everyone's okay: No explosives were found inside the three abandoned briefcases outside the door of his Ohio headquarters, only papers. What documents might have been left on his doorstep in such large quantities and in such a manner, like so much flaming dog refuse? Joe Biden's list of Democratic demands for the super committee? Eric Cantor's mumblecore screenplay adaptation of the debt-ceiling crisis? Incriminating photographs of Boehner entering and exiting a tanning salon? Angry ravings from an unhinged constituent? Yeah, probably that last one. [Cincinnati.com]