snakes almost on a plane Aug. 30, 2011

This Is the Perfect News Story for Samuel L. Jackson Fans and Phallic-Humor Enthusiasts

By Noreen Malone

A man was arrested at airport security in Miami with seven exotic snakes stuffed down his pants (along with three tortoises). I’d give you some prompts for easy tortoise jokes, but I’m feeling a little slow this morning. [CBS News]

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