Work Hard Enough and Move Up the Food Chain

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MELTON MOWBRAY, ENGLAND - MAY 12:  Canada Geese and goslings walk across the course during the first round of the Handa Senior Masters presented by the Stapleford Forum played at Stapleford Park on May 12, 2010 in Melton Mowbray, England.  (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images)
MELTON MOWBRAY, ENGLAND - MAY 12: Canada Geese and goslings walk across the course during the first round of the Handa Senior Masters presented by the Stapleford Forum played at Stapleford Park on May 12, 2010 in Melton Mowbray, England. (Photo by Phil Inglis/Getty Images) Photo: Phil Inglis/2010 Getty Images

The WSJ takes an in-depth look at the man who's tackling Long Island's current excrement excess. It seems "[h]is years of experience as a doggie-doo picker-upper have helped him adapt and perfect his process for Canada geese." Said process involves something he calls "turd tickling." Business is all about branding, after all. [WSJ]