Chris Christie Not Running, Say Lots of People [Updated: Other People Say He Might]

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As the world anxiously waits for Chris Christie to deny for the thousandth time that he’s going to run for president, others close to him are already insisting that nothing has changed. “I’m sure that he’s not going to run,” Todd Christie, brother of Chris, said today. “If he’s lying to me, I’ll be as stunned as I’ve ever been in my life.” Fox News is also reporting that “sources close to the New Jersey governor” are indicating that Christie “has finally made a definitive decision, once and for all, not to run for president in 2012.” [NJ.com, Fox News]

Update: This is just hilarious. From Politico:


And from ABC News:


FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHRIS CHRISTIE, END THIS.