Justin Ross Lee: Almost an Absolutely Alliterative Asshole

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Justin Ross Lee is, according to the New York Post, a "preppy party boy" and hustler, who is $160,000 in debt despite his high-flying lifestyle. Of more interest to this reporter than the details of his social manipulations: His incomplete manipulation of one of our best beloved rhetorical devices. Lee, 30, told the Post that "There are four things that I refuse to pay for in this city — parking, publicity and p - - - y. The fourth thing is alcohol."

Justin! The word you should have used was potables. Bookmark thesaurus.com.

Posh poseur over [NYP]