Just over thirteen months until Election Day, and we’re already on our fifth debate among the GOP contenders. As usual, the night was about Rick Perry and Mitt Romney bickering. But back with the group was former New Mexico governor Gary Johnson, who hasn’t shared the stage with this lot since the season’s first debate. Johnson thrice offered his goal to balance the budget and one dog poop joke. Michele Bachmann attempted some curious math to explain how even after taxes, Americans should keep one dollar of every dollar they earn. And in response to the standby debate question on running mates, Rick Perry appointed the unborn offspring of Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich. Attention Conan O’Brien, now would be a great time to bring back “If They Mated.” See that and more in our video compilation.