Carla Bruni Is in Labor

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The French First Lady is reportedly due to deliver a baby girl at any moment. Other women who headed into the same hospital today to give birth were stopped and searched before being allowed to enter, which seems like not exactly the best moment in your life to be queuing up for a pat-down. Madame, what is that large round item under your shirt? [BBC]