And you can be too!
Step one: Find a handsome professional athlete who looks good in a tux.
Step two: Throw a $10 million wedding. Make $18 million off the media rights to said wedding.
Step three: Put up with each other for 72 days.
Step four: Announce your divorce! Assuming you split the profits with your
business partner ex, you've just made a tidy profit that works out to $2,314 an hour each. Not too shabby! Can we get this woman working on revenue creation for Congress, maybe?