Man Calls It Like He Sees It

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Sid (probably not wearing tuxedo pants) and Mercedes.
Sid (probably not wearing tuxedo pants) and Mercedes. Photo: Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images

“They were the top. ... I mean, when I say they’re the top, it’s probably because he’s very, very rich.” — David Patrick Columbia of New York Social Diary, commenting on the breakup of the Mercedes and Sid Bass marriage in a rather enjoyable Post-mortem (she was the "ultimate geisha" inspired by Donald Trump's aesthetic; he never wants to put on tuxedo pants again).

Can we get David Patrick Columbia talking about Occupy Wall Street? [NYP]