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NEW YORK - MARCH 10: (L-R) Sid Bass, Mercedes Bass and Jerry Speyer attend the David Rockefeller award luncheon honoring Eli Broad at the Museum of Modern Art on March 10, 2009 in New York City.  (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Sid Bass;Mercedes Bass;Jerry Speyer
NEW YORK - MARCH 10: (L-R) Sid Bass, Mercedes Bass and Jerry Speyer attend the David Rockefeller award luncheon honoring Eli Broad at the Museum of Modern Art on March 10, 2009 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Sid Bass;Mercedes Bass;Jerry Speyer Photo: Andrew H. Walker/2009 Getty Images

“They were the top. ... I mean, when I say they’re the top, it’s probably because he’s very, very rich.” — David Patrick Columbia of New York Social Diary, commenting on the breakup of the Mercedes and Sid Bass marriage in a rather enjoyable Post-mortem (she was the "ultimate geisha" inspired by Donald Trump's aesthetic; he never wants to put on tuxedo pants again).

Can we get David Patrick Columbia talking about Occupy Wall Street? [NYP]