Man Seeks to Pleasure Himself in Every NYC Starbucks


Some attention mongering dude (happy now?) going by the name Mister PeePee has made it his mission to masturbate in every New York City Starbucks — there are 187 in Manhattan alone — and mark each with a photograph and a review on what else but a “boner” scale. Uh. He lays out his plans on something appropriately called The Glory Hole podcast, which makes this whole thing extra grody. If it’s a career in dick jokes that Mister PeePee aspires to, his unfunny Twitter account indicates that he needs some practice, but while we’re here we might as well offer one tip for this endeavor: Beware the potential hidden cameras.

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