Traci Nobles, a 35-year-old "former cheerleading coach" who was thrust into the Weinergate scandal in June after her, uh, "roommate" went rogue and e-mailed Facebook chats to a newspaper behind her back, has written a tell-all book about her sextlationship (?) with former Congressman Anthony Weiner. The Daily Mail has the exclusive preview today. We've heard so much already though. How bad could it be?
In the exchanges he complained that spending time with his wife's parents is 'exhausting' as 'they are a bit backwards thinking' ....
Minutes after talking his parents-in-law, in messages that are likely to cause most distress to Mrs Abedin, Weiner unfavourably compared her genitalia to that of Ms Nobles.
'Omg. I didn't think I could get any harder. That is a perfect p***y. I'm not used to such a perfect p***y. Baby you're beautiful.'
GAH! Oh god, that is bad. We really hope Huma Abedin doesn't get Google Alerts for her own name.