Ron Paul’s Eyebrow Was Falling Off at the Debate Because His ‘Allergies Acted Up a Touch’

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HANOVER, NH - OCTOBER 11:  U.S. Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) listens while former U.S. Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich laughs during a presidential debate hosted by Bloomberg and the Washington Post on October 11, 2011 at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire. The event moderated by U.S. television talk show host Charlie Rose and featuring eight Republican candidates, presents the first debate of the 2012 political season focused solely on the economy. (Photo by Scott Eells-Pool/Getty Images)
HANOVER, NH - OCTOBER 11: U.S. Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) listens while former U.S. Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich laughs during a presidential debate hosted by Bloomberg and the Washington Post on October 11, 2011 at Dartmouth College in Hanover, New Hampshire. The event moderated by U.S. television talk show host Charlie Rose and featuring eight Republican candidates, presents the first debate of the 2012 political season focused solely on the economy. (Photo by Scott Eells-Pool/Getty Images) Photo: Pool/2011 Getty Images

That makes no sense, but still, it doesn't seem worthwhile to dig for the truth about a 76-year-old man's eyebrows. Not only because it's completely irrelevant to the 2012 campaign, but also because there are no rules when it comes to Old Man Eyebrows. They can do mind-boggling, seemingly impossible things. The normal laws of physics and aesthetics just don't apply. Those seeking answers may be headed down a rabbit hole that they can never escape. [NYT]