Ron Paul’s Eyebrow Was Falling Off at the Debate Because His ‘Allergies Acted Up a Touch’


That makes no sense, but still, it doesn’t seem worthwhile to dig for the truth about a 76-year-old man’s eyebrows. Not only because it’s completely irrelevant to the 2012 campaign, but also because there are no rules when it comes to Old Man Eyebrows. They can do mind-boggling, seemingly impossible things. The normal laws of physics and aesthetics just don’t apply. Those seeking answers may be headed down a rabbit hole that they can never escape. [NYT]