When not listening to speeches, many Values Voter Summit attendees head over to the information booths that have been set up by dozens of conservative organizations. Here you can pick up free bumper stickers, pamphlets, and even DVDs, and learn more about all the different things currently threatening our American way of life. Also, many of them have free candy. That's how they suck you in. You reach for a mini-Snickers, and the next thing you know, you're having a twenty-minute conversation about the dangers of pornography or the, um, "science" behind creationism.
We don't have any candy to offer you, but check out this slideshow anyway.