Herman Cain’s Wife Exists, Does Not Think Herman Cain Is a Creep

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Like the yeti, the chupacabra, or the moderate Republican, the Gloria Cain has existed mostly as legend. Though some hard-core believers, such as Herman Cain, insisted that she is as real as the sky is blue, skeptics maintained that the grainy videos of her circulating on the Internet were likely staged. But Fox News has finally produced some convincing evidence of Gloria Cain: an interview with Greta van Susteren, taped over the weekend and set to air tonight. Surprise! She doesn't think her husband harassed those women. Here's a sneak preview: