MF Global Chairman and CEO Jon Corzine Would Like to Invite You to a Lecture About Fiscal Responsibility This Evening

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Heh.

However, thanks to the reckless bets made under his watch, the firm is in the process of being dismantled and thus can no longer host tonight’s lecture. Those looking for a refund can get in line.

(Alan Simpson did not return a call for comment on the invitation, which Daily Intel received from an MF Global employee.)