Even Donald Trump Doesn’t Want to Participate in the Donald Trump Debate Anymore

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 Donald Trump visits "FOX and Friends.
NEW YORK, NY - AUGUST 29: American business magnate and TV personality Donald Trump visits "FOX and Friends" at FOX Studios on August 29, 2011 in New York City. Photo: Slaven Vlasic/Getty Images

Donald Trump has announced that he will no longer take part in an almost universally ignored Republican primary debate planned for December 27 — ostensibly because he couldn't serve as an impartial moderator while still mulling a run for president as an independent, a possibility which he seems intent on hyping through the next season of The Apprentice because everyone in America has amnesia.