Soon, You Will No Longer Be Allowed to Own Bear Gallbladders in New York

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Apparently, while nobody was looking, the New York legislature banned the possession of bear gallbladders and bile starting on January 1, 2012, despite the Constitution's second amendment guarantee of —  we're paraphrasing here — the right to bear organs. When the ball drops this Saturday night, as millions of people welcome the New Year with flutes of Champagne and drunken make-out sessions, we will shed a single tear, for freedom.