Kris Humphries Went on a Date With a Huntsman Girl

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NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 17:  Kris Humphries announces his brand endorsements at the Trump SoHo on November 17, 2011 in New York City.  (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 17: Kris Humphries announces his brand endorsements at the Trump SoHo on November 17, 2011 in New York City. (Photo by Donald Bowers/Getty Images) Photo: Donald Bowers/2011 Getty Images

A long time ago, Mary Anne Huntsman and Kris Humphries (Kim Kardashian's soon-to-be-ex and former Utah Jazz player) saw Elf together and he ate a big tub of popcorn. There was no second date, this is not really newsworthy, and yet it somehow blows our minds. Did the fates know they were destined to be lower-tier, supporting-actor celebrities in roughly the same news cycle?