Penn State Hires Lanny Davis, Erases All Doubt

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We don't know what he's saying, but we're pretty sure it isn't true.
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The Jerry Sandusky scandal has left outsiders wondering just how culpable the Penn State administration is. Now that Penn State has hired Lanny Davis, we have our answer: extremely culpable.

Davis is a former Clinton administration spokesman turned lobbyist for the scum of the Earth. You do not hire Lanny Davis for any reason other than you have done something very, very bad.