The liberal, baby-killing Internet was horrified that the iPhone's virtual assistant Siri couldn't locate any local abortion clinics (while others applauded her "position"). But Apple is vaguely claiming that the lack of search results is not on purpose: "Our customers want to use Siri to find out all types of information, and while it can find a lot, it doesn't always find what you want," said a company spokesperson. "These are not intentional omissions meant to offend anyone. It simply means that as we bring Siri from beta to a final product, we find places where we can do better, and we will in the coming weeks." For most people, this is about the principle, but for others, patience could be trickier.