How many conservative boogeymen can you cram into a single headline? The Cato Institute's Daniel J. Mitchell pushes the envelope:
Why Are American Tax Dollars Subsidizing a Paris-Based Bureaucracy so It Can Help the AFL-CIO Push Obama’s Class-Warfare Agenda?
I count six: American tax dollars, France, bureaucrats, the AFL–CIO, Obama, and class warfare. If only he had managed to work in a reference to Islamists or welfare queens! Still, Mitchell's work here is truly impressive.