Dan Abrams and His Girlfriend Are Having a Baby

EAST HAMPTON, NY - AUGUST 13:  Television personality/attorney Dan Abrams attends the Showtime and Cinema Society premiere of "Homeland" at a Private Residence on August 13, 2011 in East Hampton, New York.  (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)
Photo: Mike Coppola/2011 Getty Images

No, not a new website in his growing stable — an actual child. Television legal analyst, online publisher, and prankster Dan Abrams will be welcoming a baby with his girlfriend Florinka Pesenti, according to his flagship website Mediaite, which used no fewer than nine exclamation points in its staff announcement. We’re excited too!