Today’s Installment of ‘Finance Professionals Writing Ill-Considered E-mails to Women Who Don’t Want to Date Them’

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"Please don't think I'm writing all this in the hope that it will somehow permit me to procure another date with you. There are far more effective ways, and if I felt them worthy of employment at this time then this would not be the e-mail I would send." — "All this" is definitely the operative phrase in this supposed e-mail from a hedge-funder seeking a second date