An Important Victory for Facial Hair

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Employees at Walt Disney theme parks have long been banned from sporting beards (obvious exception for the Seven Dwarves), but now, the company has decided to rescind the prohibition. Apparently beards and goatees are no longer creepy-seeming. (Mustaches are okay if grown on vacation.) The one remaining frontier is the soul patch, which Disney continues to ban. We'd say this is prejudice, but honestly, it's time guys with soul patches learned they weird out the rest of the world.