Know What the Queen of England Could Really Use?

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"In spite, and perhaps because of the austere times, the celebration should go beyond those of previous jubilees and mark the greater achievement that the diamond anniversary represents. ... My suggestion would be a gift from the nation to her Majesty; thinking about David Willetts's excellent suggestion of a royal yacht, and something tangible to commemorate this momentous occasion." —Britain's Education Secretary Michael Gove might not have the best handle on the meaning of the word "austere."