Larry King and Carlos Slim Are Coming to the Internet

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The 78-year-old former CNN host and 71-year-old Mexican billionaire are partnering to launch a "'huge' online initiative," The Wrap reports. Details on the project are still scarce, but based on our total ageism, we're imagining a repository for conspiratorial chain e-mails with bad graphics and Rupert Murdoch–style typing skills