Newt’s Humblebrag Victory Speech

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Newt Gingrich is really embarrassed about the incessant praise for his ninja debating skills, largely credited with helping him trounce Mitt Romney in South Carolina. No, you've got it all wrong, he told a cheering crowd at his victory speech on Saturday night. It's not that I'm good at debating — more that I'm a divining rod that auto-magically channels the deepest-held convictions of all Americans. So enough with the compliments, okay?