People Who Are Genuinely Devastated by Rick Perry’s Withdrawal From the Presidential Race

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Rick Perry, one of the biggest, most embarrassing flops in the history of American presidential politics, has decided to call it quits two days before he would have come in dead last in the South Carolina primary. It was an overdue decision, really, and not one that will devastate many supporters, since there are few supporters left to devastate. But there are some! And for those few remaining Perry devotees, this morning, the grieving process began.