Time Travel Probably Not Happening Anymore

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The laws of the universe were briefly upended last September when scientists at CERN announced that they had observed a neutrino moving faster than the speed of light, which, if true, would make time traveling into the past theoretically possible. Yesterday, though, the same team acknowledged that it had found some “faulty cabling” that may have altered the data, according to Reuters. You’re safe for now, baby Hitler. For now.