Okay, fine, it's not a full blown revolt yet. So far, it's just one badass trailblazer, Antonio Darden. A "popular stylist" in Santa Fe, New Mexico, Darden has cut the hair of Republican governor Susana Martinez three times before, but recently decided, enough:
"The governor's aides called not too long ago, wanting another appointment to come in," Darden said. "Because of her stances and her views on [gay marriage] I told her aides no. They called the next day, asking if I'd changed my mind about taking the governor in and I said no again."
Maybe it's just an isolated incident — or maybe it will become the catalyst of a nationwide boycott that will wreak havoc on the hair of anti-equality politicians across the country. You've been warned, bigots: The gays can make this very painful for you.