Ivanka Trump’s Stalker Is a Free Man

Ivanka Trump attends the 2012 Good Awards.
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Justin Massler, the diagnosed schizophrenic charged with stalking Donald Trump’s daughter, pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor aggravated harassment charge yesterday and was released based on his time already served, most of which was at Bellevue Hospital. “For whatever reason, like, some sort of like, extraterrestrial UFO presence, like, wanted me to, like, all like send crazy Twitter messages to Ivanka Trump,” Massler once explained. Now he’s cleaned up, is taking medication, and promises to stay away from Ivanka Trump, her husband Jared Kushner, and their baby daughter Arabella Rose. The Donald is guarded by a protective order as well, but he might like the attention.